This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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