- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Carrot fingers

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Whats wrong with that Nothing

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

The government

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

gay people

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

I am a women

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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