what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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