What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Jayden Eccles

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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