- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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