- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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