- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Women's rights

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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