Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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HEY YOU!!!!

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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hey justin

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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