- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

MySpace.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

asdf

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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