- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Poop swing

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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