what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

FIONN'S LIFE

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Seven

How do you spell eight? 8

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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