Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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