- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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