- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

everybody loves raymond

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

look under under where under under where. under the couch

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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