- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Me

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

this is not a drill.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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