Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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