- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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