- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

You all have Aids

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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