Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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He--Hey guys

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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I am a women

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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