Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A white person at Harvard

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's black, then white, then dead all over? Michael Jackson

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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