What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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