- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

roses are red, violets are violet.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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