why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

You know what's catchy? A cold

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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