- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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