- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

He--Hey guys

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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