- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

He--Hey guys

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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