You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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A man walks into a bar

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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