- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

[INSERT ANTIJOKE HERE]

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

womens rights.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??