- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Knock Knock Come in! :)

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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