- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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