- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Your wife died during the delivery.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

homosexuals are gay

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Winter

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What's the difference between a lamp?

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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