What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Me

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Anti Joke

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