How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Boob

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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Anti Joke

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