a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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1+2 = 6

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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