- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.