- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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