- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

The Moon Landing.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

My Boyfriend

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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