HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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I grunt when I poop.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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