how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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A person from Singapore eats

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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