- Anti Joke

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..