When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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kesha is a virgin.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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