knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What? Why?

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

You suck big fat slobber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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