- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

what's brown and sticky A stick!

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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