- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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