I have a gay camel

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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