I've got a dig bick

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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women's rights.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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