- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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