Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

A dog was barking at a tree

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Yanter, Look it up

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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