- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Your existance.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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