Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Your grandma's cookies.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Anti Joke

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