Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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its all aodhan

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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The Moon Landing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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