- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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