- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Praise Paisley

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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