Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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