There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

religion

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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