- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

religion

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

Waffles ate my grandma

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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