Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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How old are you? 20

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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i'm hard

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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