- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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