Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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