What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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You're tall.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

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What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Anti Joke

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