What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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your social life.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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charlie sheen

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Anti Joke

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