Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Donald Trump.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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