what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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more chocolate?

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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Jayden Eccles

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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