- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

everybody loves raymond

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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