Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Lil Wayne

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The WNBA

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Jayden Eccles

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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