What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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